Our classic Chubbies. 5.5" inseam with a zipper fly and an elastic waistband. They do a body good.
Like your pop's trunks back in the day – elastic waistband, comfortable fabrics and the classic Chubseam to keep them quads liberated in all your aquatic debauchery.
American flag shorts, state flag shorts, and just general badassery contained within.
When the breeze catches these ol' sailors there's no telling where you'll land. A beach. A hammock. Hell, maybe even Uncle Ricky's schooner "Bessie" he's been fixing up for 15 years now. Go let loose already.
These Chubbies have a non-elastic waist, slightly bigger belt loops, slightly longer inseam (7") and custom built for those times when you wanna class it up at the 19th hole.
Lean back. Way back. Keep going. Almost there. Heck, you may never get up again and there's really nothing wrong with that.
I WANT YOU, to go ham sammie all weekend long. Ain't nobody better tell you otherwise.
One if by land and two if by sea. No matter how you get there these trunks bring the party.
You're the helmsman now, dog. A multi-colored sailboat embroidery that'll put a hurtin' on the mightiest of swells.
Whoa Nessie. They do exist. Cryptozoologists and historians agree - all sightings of these embroidered shorts in the wild will immediately result in a krumpfest.
A recent study shows that all your wildest dreams are harnessed deep within your thighs. Release them like a hot sauce snortin' bucking bronco in these shorts.
We tried over and over and over again to get the sun to set on us while wearing these shorts. Never happened. Not a once.
The Nutter is your perfect weekend shirt. No top buttons, unbelievably comfortable - and custom engineered for maximal chest hair growthage.
These tanks will arrive on your door step holding a certified PhD in A.C.T.I.O.N.