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Salute your shorts? Abso-f*cking-lutely.
Just grab the nearest flag pole and raise those mothers up for everyone to see.
These nautical emancipators are equipped with built in grommets and are custom engineered for flying high.
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Three Guys, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. So we couldn't have any other return policy except this: you can return any pair of shorts for any reason, no questions asked. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping. Double shaboomslam.
Just email us at email@example.com and we'll send you a return shipping label via the interwebs.
Once you get your return label, you simply send your return to:
Three Guys Holding Co., LLC
635 Texas St., Unit A
San Francisco, CA 94107