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1) Clark Kent now goes into a phone booth and comes out just wearing these
2) Improves every Olympic lift by 45X - I can now squat 20,000 lbs. Truth
3) These shorts are the world’s first fully-functioning, NASA-approved boobie magnet.
4) If your father had worn the ‘Mericas prior to your conception, you would have 14 identical twin brothers.
5) These babies are 10,000% made in the USA
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Three Guys, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. So we couldn't have any other return policy except this: you can return any pair of shorts for any reason, no questions asked within 90 days of receipt of your items. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping. Double shaboomslam.
To keep things fresh for our customers, we only accept returns of underwear and swimwear that is unworn, unwashed, intact, and free of any signs of wear within the standard 90-day return period.
Just print out this here return label and you're on your way: http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/returnlabel
Once you get your return label, you simply send your return to:
29010 Commerce Center Dr.
Valencia, CA 91355