The Blue Ridges

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It's rumored that if Bigfoot were more than a mythical beast, these are the only shorts he'd ever wear. Oh what's that? He is real. Well hot damn, I guess he's been buried deep in the woodlands of North Carolina hosting mixers at the Sasquatch Saloon under the pseudonym Striper McThighstein. Good on him. 

These elusive billy goats are blue with a removable neon orange d-ring belt and come with a righteous sunglasses pouch.