The Blue Ridges
It's rumored that if Bigfoot were more than a mythical beast, these are the only shorts he'd ever wear. Oh what's that? He is real. Well hot damn, I guess he's been buried deep in the woodlands of North Carolina hosting mixers at the Sasquatch Saloon under the pseudonym Striper McThighstein. Good on him.
These elusive billy goats are blue with a removable neon orange d-ring belt and come with a righteous sunglasses pouch.
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Three Guys, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. So we couldn't have any other return policy except this: you can return any pair of shorts for any reason, no questions asked. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping. Double shaboomslam.
Just email us at email@example.com and we'll send you a return shipping label via the interwebs.
Once you get your return label, you simply send your return to:
Three Guys Holding Co., LLC
635 Texas St., Unit A
San Francisco, CA 94107