A short that hardly needs an introduction, The Legend is the envy of all other fabric-related objects. Some say these shorts were the very same old Zeus wore whilst looking down on high from Mount Olympus. Others say that is not the case. Unsurprisingly most of those other people suck.
These shorts are blue-green, aka turquoise.
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