The Lone Stars
Do you remember the Alamo? Well these shorts sure as sh*t do.
They also remember the time you wrangled down a steer named Dillinger Van Buckem and backflipped over a 13 foot fence while downing two racks of baby back ribs.
Hasn’t happened yet? Slip these bad boys on and see if you remember differently.
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Three Guys, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. So we couldn't have any other return policy except this: you can return any pair of shorts for any reason, no questions asked. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping. Double shaboomslam.
Just email us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll send you a return shipping label via the interwebs.
Once you get your return label, you simply send your return to:
Three Guys Holding Co., LLC
635 Texas St., Unit A
San Francisco, CA 94107