Do you remember the Alamo? Well these shorts sure as hell do.

They also remember the time you wrangled down a steer named Dillinger Van Buckem and backflipped over a 13 foot fence while downing two racks of baby back ribs.

Hasn't happened yet? Slip these bad boys on and see if you remember differently.

Fit Guaranteed

Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.

Here at Chubbies, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. So we couldn't have any other return policy except this: you can return any pair of shorts for any reason, no questions asked within 90 days of receipt of your items. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping. Double shaboomslam.

To keep things fresh for our customers, we only accept returns of underwear and swimwear that is unworn, unwashed, intact, and free of any signs of wear within the standard 90-day return period.

Just head on over to to get started. Once you’ve got your USPS label on your box, just hand that off at any local Post Office and we’ll take care of the rest. Once we get you all squared away, we’ll shoot you an email with all the details.

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HEIGHT 6' 0"
SHORT SIZE Extra Large
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    Extra Large

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    Extra Large

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    Dad Fit

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