The Lone Stars
Do you remember the Alamo? Well these shorts sure as sh*t do.
They also remember the time you wrangled down a steer named Dillinger Van Buckem and backflipped over a 13 foot fence while downing two racks of baby back ribs.
Hasn't happened yet? Slip these bad boys on and see if you remember differently.
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.