The Sweet Teas
Just like your grandma makes, except not tea and actually shorts that you can't drink but you can wear on your gams to utterly liberate them and win at everything. But at least both come in handy on righteous summer days.
These booftacular Chubbies are a tan seersucker.
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.