The Where Am I's?
By this point you've already accomplished at least 4 of the following 5 things:
1) Backflip in the club (this is a requirement)
2) Chewed out some panty-waist bouncer for sayin some bullsh*t about no shorts in the club
3) Took a full 15" pizza to the face and made it back out for some mackin
5) Flew. For just a few seconds. Yeah like Superman. I swear it happened.