Oh snap, looks like ol' Sparky has some competition for the title of man's best friend now that we've released this half-zip.
This soft (and remarkably steady) sweatshirt is made from the most magnificent summerweight fabric to keep you at the perfect temperature when the sun sets and the lake breezes picks up.
Its also got 2 pockets because... where else are you going to store your phone and back-up corndog. Note: due to the dyeing process this half-zip will fade over time to give it an even doper look.
Note: These half-zips run big, so if you’re between sizes order a size down (i.e. go from large to medium).
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Chubbies, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. That’s why you can return your purchase for a full refund, no questions asked within 90 days of receipt of your items. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping on your exchange. Double shaboomslam.
One quick note: You can exchange any shorts or shirts purchased in a Julyber, Thighber Monday, or Tankapalooza gift order for some new goods or a gift card, but we can't give any refunds on those orders.
To keep things fresh for our customers, we only accept returns of underwear and swimwear that is unworn, unwashed, intact, and free of any signs of wear within the standard 90-day return period.
Just head on over to exchanges.chubbiesshorts.com to get started. Once you’ve got your USPS label on your box, just hand that off at any local Post Office and we’ll take care of the rest. Once we get you all squared away, we’ll shoot you an email with all the details.
Please select the body type that most accurately describes you Your average, run of the mill cat. Shorts run true to size on this body type. Dunkin’ on fools? Taller than 6’3”? That’s you. Never skip leg day? Squat max over 3 hundo? Athletic build and thick walking stumps required. Sure he’s a little thick around the middle, but we still love him. Legs and behind not quite as girthy as the Quadzilla.