Yup, this is for real. You can be the proud owner of a fully decked out RV (who goes by Ronald) — along with a Jumbotron TV trailer, and 100 Chubbies shorts for good measure.
Ronald served us well during an epic tailgate tour, but now we’re looking to give him a new home, so he can continue to bring the weekend to revelers across the land.
As an added bonus, Chubbies’ first employee, Jon-Mark, will personally deliver Ronald to your door.
Let’s dive into the details:
• 2007 Winnebago Voyage Motor Inn 38s (38.9ft)
• Workhorse Chassis with 10-cylinder gasoline motor
• 1 driver-side pop out
• Completely renovated interior with a 4 keg kegerator, leather couch, big screen TV, internally wired sound system, and LED lighting
• 2 large, very reliable Onan Commercial Gasoline Generators
• 3 rooftop air conditioners
• Winegard Trav'ler Satellite Dish with Direct TV hookups
• Telescoping 6ft x 8ft Jumbotron TV with Direct TV Hookup and HD DVD player
• 16ft custom built trailer
• 17ft Mast with 360 degree capabilities
• Stand-alone generator: PowerStroke 414cc OHV - 6k running watts 7.5k starting watts
• You’ll also score 100 pairs of Chubbies
Holler with any and all questions to email@example.com
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Chubbies, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. That’s why you can return your purchase for a full refund, no questions asked within 90 days of receipt of your items. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping on your exchange. Double shaboomslam.
One quick note: You can exchange any shorts or shirts purchased in a Julyber, Thighber Monday, or Tankapalooza gift order for some new goods or a gift card, but we can't give any refunds on those orders.
To keep things fresh for our customers, we only accept returns of underwear and swimwear that is unworn, unwashed, intact, and free of any signs of wear within the standard 90-day return period.
Just head on over to exchanges.chubbiesshorts.com to get started. Once you’ve got your USPS label on your box, just hand that off at any local Post Office and we’ll take care of the rest. Once we get you all squared away, we’ll shoot you an email with all the details.
Please select the body type that most accurately describes you Your average, run of the mill cat. Shorts run true to size on this body type. Dunkin’ on fools? Taller than 6’3”? That’s you. Never skip leg day? Squat max over 3 hundo? Athletic build and thick walking stumps required. Sure he’s a little thick around the middle, but we still love him. Legs and behind not quite as girthy as the Quadzilla.