The Broncos Game Day Fit

"Gotta say—these shorts? Total win. I put them on and Claire immediately assumed I had a plan. I did not. But I felt like a guy with a plan. And sometimes… that’s enough. Also, pockets? Game changer."

“These shorts are already worn in. Efficient. No unnecessary break-in period. No flashy nonsense. Just function. Wore them while building a workbench. Didn’t need instructions. Instructions are for people who make mistakes.”

“Okay, so technically I didn’t do any yard work in these, but I looked like I did, which honestly is half the battle. There’s something about the stains that says ‘I tried my best,’ which is really the story of my life.”

“My dad said I needed to be more handy and take care of my yard or else he'd put his foot somewhere. I wore these the next time I saw him… and he gave me a bear hug. He asked what I’d been working on. I said ‘mostly myself.’ Thanks, Chubbies, for making my dad proud of me.”

"Wore these while getting the mail and my neighbor asked if I could look at his sprinkler system. I have never touched a sprinkler system in my life. These shorts command respect. The grass stain on the left thigh really sells it."

"Huge mistake wearing these to a school event. Wore these to my kid’s school fundraiser and now I’m apparently “the handy dad.” Got asked about fixing a fence, building a stage, and “taking a look” at the snack stand. I work in finance. Five stars."