It really just made too much damn sense. So we took the greatest damn pattern on the planet and plastered it all over a perfectly molded pair of swim trunks. Ask and ye shall receive.
Spontaneous aquatic dance sessions and that can't-stop-me-now 4th of July good good are jam packed into every stitch of these freedom-forging party animals.
Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5.5 inch inseam.
Materials: Made out of 100% polyester.
That's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.
Here at Chubbies, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. That’s why you can return your purchase for a full refund, no questions asked within 90 days of receipt of your items. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping on your exchange. Double shaboomslam.
One quick note: All Warehouse finds items are final sale so we aren't able to process any returns or exchanges on those items.
To keep things fresh for our customers, we only accept returns of underwear and swimwear that is unworn, unwashed, intact, and free of any signs of wear within the standard 90-day return period.
Just head on over to exchanges.chubbiesshorts.com to get started. Once you’ve got your USPS label on your box, just hand that off at any local Post Office and we’ll take care of the rest. Once we get you all squared away, we’ll shoot you an email with all the details.
Please select the body type that most accurately describes you Your average, run of the mill cat. Shorts run true to size on this body type. Dunkin’ on fools? Taller than 6’3”? That’s you. Never skip leg day? Squat max over 3 hundo? Athletic build and thick walking stumps required. Sure he’s a little thick around the middle, but we still love him. Legs and behind not quite as girthy as the Quadzilla.