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Oooh it's a lady's short.


This is your girlfriend's short. Don’t have a girlfriend? Well you’re about to.

We nearly plastered "All-American Babe" across the thighs of these beauties, but figured the freedom-blaring stars and stripes would do all the talking for us.


Wonder Woman. Betsy Ross. Kelly Kapowski. You.

All righteous babes with a common goal; make this country the best damn place on the planet. And that's why we made the Miss 'Mericas. So you can let everyone know you mean it.

Just like our 'Mericas but with a shorter inseam and fit for a lady. With a flat front waistband and an elastic back, these beauts are the most comfortable shorts you've ever laid your hands or your eyes on.

Fit Guaranteed

That's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.

Here at Chubbies, we try to keep things simple and make sure to take care of our customers. That’s why you can return your purchase for a full refund, no questions asked within 90 days of receipt of your items. Shaboomslam. We'll even pay for the return shipping on your exchange. Double shaboomslam.

One quick note: All Warehouse finds items are final sale so we aren't able to process any returns or exchanges on those items.

To keep things fresh for our customers, we only accept returns of underwear and swimwear that is unworn, unwashed, intact, and free of any signs of wear within the standard 90-day return period.

Just head on over to exchanges.chubbiesshorts.com to get started. Once you’ve got your USPS label on your box, just hand that off at any local Post Office and we’ll take care of the rest. Once we get you all squared away, we’ll shoot you an email with all the details.

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