Our classic Chubbies. 5.5" inseam with a zipper fly and an elastic waistband. They do a body good.
Like your pop's trunks back in the day – elastic waistband, comfortable fabrics and the classic Chubseam to keep them quads liberated in all your aquatic debauchery.
American flag shorts, state flag shorts, and just general badassery contained within.
Whelp... this is rad. Two new Chubbies and an epic new nutter designed in tandem with the Sultan of Summer himself.
These Chubbies have a non-elastic waist, slightly bigger belt loops, slightly longer inseam (7") and custom built for those times when you wanna class it up at the 19th hole.
Lean back. Way back. Keep going. Almost there. Heck, you may never get up again and there's really nothing wrong with that.
You can't help but toss yourself overboard after slipping these flag patterned shorts on. Sinking in a sea of thigh massages and ladyfolk doesn't seem so terrifying after all.
The patriarchs of this most radtastic weekend. And the next. And the seventeen after that.
One if by land and two if by sea. No matter how you get there these trunks bring the party.
Perfect for race day. And every other day. Just perfect in general.
Funday in the morning. Funday in the evening. Funday at supper time. When Funday's on a true blue kickass seersucker swim trunk, you can have Funday anytime.
The Nutter is your perfect weekend shirt. No top buttons, unbelievably comfortable - and custom engineered for maximal chest hair growthage.
These tanks will arrive on your door step holding a certified PhD in A.C.T.I.O.N.