Our classic Chubbies. 5.5" inseam with a zipper fly and an elastic waistband. They do a body good.
Like your pop's trunks back in the day – elastic waistband, comfortable fabrics and the classic Chubseam to keep them quads liberated in all your aquatic debauchery.
The most comfortable article of clothing on the planet. Everyday feels like Sunday in The Schwort.
American flag shorts, state flag shorts, and just general badassery contained within.
With water resistant fabric and boat shoe leather laces on the pocket, these shorts transition seamlessly from the high seas to dinner with your favorite gal.
Designed exclusively for extreme comfort whilst partying, The Drawstrings are nearly sold out so get some right about meow.
Land ho! Now take a load off, grab a coconut, fill it with a frosty bev and chillax. The first rule of The Island is there are no rules.
"Every once in a while a short comes along that defies the odds, that defies logic, and fulfills an incredible dream." You're going to inhale thunder and exhale lightning storms in these Cold War obliteratin' shorts.
Club champ at Bushwood again? Not too bad. We heard the championship trophy holds exactly 3.65 frosty beverages. Sounds like a good place to start. These seersucker Chubbies are blue and custom built for backyard domination.
Laced with Chubbies' patented Invisiprint technology these righteous trunks reveal a two toned stars and stripes pattern that is liable to blow minds.
With Chubbies' not-even-close-to-patented Invisiprint technology these blue trunks reveal a radtacular pattern when they get wet.
The magicians of swimwear. David Copperfield once made the Statue of Liberty disappear and he wasn't even wearing these trunks. Imagine what you'll be capable of.
The Even Keels
The All Days
The Last Calls
The Trophy Husbands
The Go Tos
The Where Am I's?
The Walk of Fames
The Def Leps
The Freshy P's
The Apres All Days
The Kamikaze Runs
The Powder Hounds
The Sicky Gnar Gnars
The Whiskey Ryes
The Run and Guns
The Victory Bells
The Go For Its
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.