Our classic Chubbies. 5.5" inseam with a zipper fly and an elastic waistband. They do a body good.
Like your pop's trunks back in the day – elastic waistband, comfortable fabrics and the classic Chubseam to keep them quads liberated in all your aquatic debauchery.
American flag shorts, state flag shorts, and just general badassery contained within.
With water resistant fabric and boat shoe leather laces on the pocket, these shorts transition seamlessly from the high seas to dinner with your favorite gal.
Drawing on inspiration from the legendary 94 kits.
Our outdoor short. Featuring sturdy and breathable fabric, deep pockets and reinforced seams, these are the official shorts of the Grizzly Bear Boxing League (GBBL).
These party-hopping beasts are accustomed to throwing down holiday cheer and throwing back eggnog.
Whether you're "livin' in America" or just livin', these shorts want you. Freeze-dried and cryogenically stored in a meat locker for the past 38 years, these lightweight athletic shorts are itchin' to wile out.
Ever wonder what goes best with egg nog and spiced rum? Turns out it's velvet. Yeah, that's right. Velvet.
When the sun goes down, these dapper double agents will takeover the city, the streets, and any rooftop bar in a 112 mile radius.
Scientifically proven to keep your Chubbies up when your only concern is getting down.
The Go Tos
The Freshy P's
The Last Calls
The All Days
The Trophy Husbands
The Def Leps
The For Your Eyes Only
The You Only Live Twices
The Where Am I's?
The 40 Belows
The Whiskey Ryes
The Give It All You Gots
The Run and Guns
The Victory Bells
The Go For Its
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.