Our classic Chubbies. 5.5" inseam with a zipper fly and an elastic waistband. They do a body good.
Like your pop's trunks back in the day – elastic waistband, comfortable fabrics and the classic Chubseam to keep them quads liberated in all your aquatic debauchery.
American flag shorts, state flag shorts, and just general badassery contained within.
With water resistant fabric and boat shoe leather laces on the pocket, these shorts transition seamlessly from the high seas to dinner with your favorite gal.
Designed exclusively for extreme comfort whilst partying, The Drawstrings are nearly sold out so get some right about meow.
For pre-sale only, and delivering just in time for St. Paddy's day. St. Patrick's day isn't a competition, but if it were, you would win.
Keeping the jungles safe and the bar scene considerably less safe. If mayhem and destruction are both your middle names then, shit, that's one hell of a middle name. And these are your shorts, compadre.
Davy Crockett used to stick an axe into a tree trunk, fire his long rifle from 40 yards away, and hit the blade so precisely that the bullet would split in two. Then he'd toss on his coonskin cap and do the worm to celebrate. That's all 100% fact.
The lights are on, the bell has rung, and everybody's headed home. You could do the same, or you could hop aboard the Keep'r Going Express and ride that baby straight to Fiestaville, USA.
Once they go on, they're never coming off. At least not until you've been crowned headmaster counsel of the PPC: The Party People Commission. Even then, don't count on it. These office obliterators are a dark khaki hue.
Oh boy. We've created a khaki short. Please don't let the cargo khaki Capri pant bonfires get out of control. Although we definitely understand. We hate them too. With every fiber of our being.
Laced with Chubbies' patented Invisiprint technology these righteous trunks reveal a two toned stars and stripes pattern that is liable to blow minds.
With Chubbies' not-even-close-to-patented Invisiprint technology these blue trunks reveal a radtacular pattern when they get wet.
The magicians of swimwear. David Copperfield once made the Statue of Liberty disappear and he wasn't even wearing these trunks. Imagine what you'll be capable of.
The All Days
The Last Calls
The Trophy Husbands
The Go Tos
The Where Am I's?
The Walk of Fames
The Def Leps
The Freshy P's
The Apres All Days
The Kamikaze Runs
The Powder Hounds
The Sicky Gnar Gnars
The Whiskey Ryes
The Run and Guns
The Victory Bells
The Go For Its
Yep, that's right. If your Chubbies don't fit EXACTLY how you want them to, send them back using our quadruple dope return process and we'll get you a different size faster than you can open up a fresh adult beverage.