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Solid 5.5" Sweat Shorts

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend

The Sunrise Funsets 5.5"
$40.00
The Schwort 5.5"
$40.00
The Darksides 5.5"
$40.00
The Couch Captains 5.5"
$40.00
The Teal Sunsets 5.5"
$40.00
The Closing Times 5.5"
$40.00
The Pink Porches 5.5"
$40.00
The Free Spirits 5.5"
$40.00
The Teal Worlds 5.5"
$40.00

Solid 7" Sweat Shorts

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend

The Darksides 7"
$40.00
The Couch Captains 7"
$40.00
The Podiums 7" (FT Schwort)
$40.00
The Schwort 7"
$40.00
The Sunrise Funsets 7"
$40.00
The Teal Sunsets 7"
$40.00
The Free Spirits 7"
$40.00
The MVPs 7" (FT Schwort)
$40.00
The Pink Porches 7"
$40.00
The Teal Worlds 7"
$40.00
The Closing Times 7"
$40.00

Printed 5" Sweat Shorts

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend

The 80s Dreams 5.5"
$45.00
The Woofers 5.5"
$45.00
The Nacho Tacos 5.5"
$45.00

Printed 7" Sweat Shorts

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend

The Banana Breads 7"
$25.00
The Hometown Heroes 7"
$45.00
The Idle Sketchings 7"
$45.00
The Wild Nappers 7"
$28.90
The Gravy Boats 7"
$25.00
The Bad Lattitudes 7"
$28.90
The Napzillas 7"
$45.00
The Title Towns 7"
$45.00
The Friday at 5s 7"
$45.00
The Daybreaks 7"
$25.00
The Beach Glasses 7"
$28.90
The All Smiled Ups 7"
$25.00
The Saturday Chills 7"
$45.00
The Shrubs 7"
$25.00
The R & Rs 7"
$25.00
The Midwinter Night's Dreams 7"
$25.00
The Hazy Pineapples 7"
$25.00
The Hypnotizers 7"
$40.00
The Resort Shorts 7"
$20.00
The Rescues 7"
$25.00
The Nacho Tacos 7"
$25.00
The Nicest Vices 7"
$25.00

Movementum Shorts

Be careful of touching - you won’t ever want to take these off. Featuring our most innovative fabric yet - these shorts are UPF 50, anti-microbial and temperature-regulating, so you'll feel comfortable wearing them again and again.

The Protocols 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00
The Dreamies 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00
The Ultras 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00

Velour Sweat Shorts

These puppies are made of 100% Velour, an impossibly soft fabric. Very Cloudlike. Your thighs deserve these premier shorts.

The Nightcaps 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Olive Twists 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Crop Circles 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Olive Twists 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Black Cherries 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Blue Snoozes 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Nightcaps 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Crop Circles 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Mr. Blue Skys
$25.00
The Blue Snoozes 5.5" (Velour Schwort)
$55.00

Gym Class Mesh

These extra breezy mesh shorts will instantly transport you back to your glory days as a gym class hero. Wear them anywhere, and do just about anything in them - except the Presidential Fitness Test, we don't recommend ever doing that again.

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