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Movementum Collection

"I feel like I'm wearing a cloud that was captured and interwoven with unicorn hair, that was sung to by angels during the entire manufacturing process, then handed to random nobel peace prize winners for quality control approval." - Luigi G

The Protocols 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00
The Ultras 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00
The Dreamies 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00

Solid 7" Sweat Shorts

Made from a polyester and cotton blend - these shorts are so shockingly soft you'll lose track of how many times you've taken them out of the dirty clothes pile to wear again.

The Darksides 7"
$40.00
The Couch Captains 7"
$40.00
The Podiums 7" (FT Schwort)
$40.00
The Schwort 7"
$40.00
The Sunrise Funsets 7"
$40.00
The Teal Sunsets 7"
$40.00
The Free Spirits 7"
$40.00
The MVPs 7" (FT Schwort)
$40.00
The Pink Porches 7"
$40.00
The Teal Worlds 7"
$40.00
The Closing Times 7"
$40.00

Solid 5.5" Sweat Shorts

Made from a polyester and cotton blend - these shorts are so shockingly soft you'll lose track of how many times you've taken them out of the dirty clothes pile to wear again.

The Sunrise Funsets 5.5"
$40.00
The Schwort 5.5"
$40.00
The Darksides 5.5"
$40.00
The Couch Captains 5.5"
$40.00
The Teal Sunsets 5.5"
$40.00
The Closing Times 5.5"
$40.00
The Pink Porches 5.5"
$40.00
The Free Spirits 5.5"
$40.00
The Teal Worlds 5.5"
$40.00

7" Sweat Shorts (Printed)

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend - these bad boys will redefine your TV watching, errand running, dog walking, and park hanging attire.

The Banana Breads 7"
$28.90
The Hometown Heroes 7"
$45.00
The Idle Sketchings 7"
$45.00
The Wild Nappers 7"
$28.90
The Gravy Boats 7"
$28.90
The Bad Lattitudes 7"
$28.90
The Napzillas 7"
$45.00
The Title Towns 7"
$45.00
The Friday at 5s 7"
$45.00
The Daybreaks 7"
$29.20
The Beach Glasses 7"
$28.90
The All Smiled Ups 7"
$28.90
The Saturday Chills 7"
$45.00
The Shrubs 7"
$28.90
The R & Rs 7"
$29.20
The Hazy Pineapples 7"
$29.20
The Hypnotizers 7"
$40.00
The Resort Shorts 7"
$21.90
The Dino Fineos 7"
$29.20

5.5" Sweat Shorts (Printed)

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend - these bad boys will redefine your TV watching, errand running, dog walking, and park hanging attire.

The 80s Dreams 5.5"
$45.00
The Woofers 5.5"
$45.00
The Nacho Tacos 5.5"
$45.00

Velour Sweat Shorts

These puppies are made of 100% Velour, an impossibly soft fabric. Very Cloudlike. Your thighs deserve these premier shorts.

The Nightcaps 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Olive Twists 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Crop Circles 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Olive Twists 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Black Cherries 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Blue Snoozes 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Nightcaps 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Crop Circles 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Blue Snoozes 5.5" (Velour Schwort)
$55.00

Gym Class Mesh

These extra breezy mesh shorts will instantly transport you back to your glory days as a gym class hero. Comfortably wear them anywhere and do just about anything in them - except the Presidential Fitness Test, we don't recommend ever doing that again.

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