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Movementum Collection

"I feel like I'm wearing a cloud that was captured and interwoven with unicorn hair, that was sung to by angels during the entire manufacturing process, then handed to random nobel peace prize winners for quality control approval." - Luigi G
The Protocols 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00
The Dreamies 5" (Movementum Shorts)
$45.00

Solid 7" Sweat Shorts

Made from a polyester and cotton blend - these shorts are so shockingly soft you'll lose track of how many times you've taken them out of the dirty clothes pile to wear again.
The Darksides 7"
$40.00
The Couch Captains 7"
$40.00
The Podiums 7" (FT Schwort)
$40.00
The Schwort 7"
$40.00
The Sunrise Funsets 7"
$40.00
The Teal Sunsets 7"
$40.00
The Free Spirits 7"
$40.00
The MVPs 7" (FT Schwort)
$34.00
The Pink Porches 7"
$40.00
The Teal Worlds 7"
$40.00
The Closing Times 7"
$40.00

Solid 5.5" Sweat Shorts

Made from a polyester and cotton blend - these shorts are so shockingly soft you'll lose track of how many times you've taken them out of the dirty clothes pile to wear again.
The Schwort 5.5"
$40.00
The Couch Captains 5.5"
$40.00
The Teal Sunsets 5.5"
$40.00
The Closing Times 5.5"
$40.00
The Pink Porches 5.5"
$40.00
The Teal Worlds 5.5"
$40.00

7" Sweat Shorts (Printed)

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend - these bad boys will redefine your TV watching, errand running, dog walking, and park hanging attire.
The Hometown Heroes 7"
$45.00
The Title Towns 7"
$39.00
The Beach Glasses 7"
$39.00
The Wild Nappers 7"
$45.00
The Bad Lattitudes 7"
$45.00
The Idle Sketchings 7"
$45.00
The Napzillas 7"
$45.00
The Friday at 5s 7"
$45.00
The Roswells 7"
$45.00
The Saturday Chills 7"
$45.00

5.5" Sweat Shorts (Printed)

Made from the softest polyester and cotton blend - these bad boys will redefine your TV watching, errand running, dog walking, and park hanging attire.
The 80s Dreams 5.5"
$45.00
The Woofers 5.5"
$45.00
The Nacho Tacos 5.5"
$45.00

Velour Sweat Shorts

These puppies are made of 100% Velour, an impossibly soft fabric. Very Cloudlike. Your thighs deserve these premier shorts.
The Nightcaps 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Crop Circles 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Salmon Softs 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Better Than Evers 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Blue Snoozes 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Olive Twists 5.5" (Velour)
$55.00
The Nightcaps 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Salmon Softs 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Crop Circles 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Black Cherries 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Blue Snoozes 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Olive Twists 7" (Velour)
$55.00
The Better Than Evers 7" (Velour)
$55.00

Gym Class Mesh

These extra breezy mesh shorts will instantly transport you back to your glory days as a gym class hero. Comfortably wear them anywhere and do just about anything in them - except the Presidential Fitness Test, we don't recommend ever doing that again.

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