Welcome to Chubbies. Here is what we believe.
- We believe in the weekend
- We believe that “short shorts” is a redundancy
- We believe in swim trunks, swim shorts, bathing suits, swim suits or whatever the heck else you wanna call ‘em because we believe that if you’ve got a pair of those on, well, you must be doing something right
- We believe in the right your quads have to a life of freedom and sunshine
- We believe in aloha shirts (aka Hawaiian shirts)
- We believe in comfort
- We believe in our fathers - they led the way; we are but revolutionaries standing on the shoulders of amazingly mustachio’d giants in proper length shorts
- We believe in things with American flags on them, whether that's shorts, swim trunks, or the feathers of a bald eagle being ridden by George Washington
- We believe sweat shorts are the greatest innovation in lounging since hammock cup holders were invented in the early 1780s
- And we damn sure believe in Friday at Five