That's right, Golden Box Week is back and this time we're giving out ridiculous schwag packs to all of our Golden Box winners.
If you're not familiar with Golden Box Week, it's pretty damn simple - if you place an order this week it's eligible to be delivered in our custom golden Chubbies box. When you open that bad boy up and see that glint of golden splendour, just shoot us an email to let us know you've got the box and we're gonna turn right around and send you the schwag pack.
Every order from 9AM Pacific on September 3rd through 11:59PM Pacific on September 9th is eligible to receive a golden box.
100 purchasers this week will get a golden box.
Here's the breakdown of the prizes:
90 purchasers this week will win this first-ever tour de force of gifting: The Back To School Party Pack
10 of you crazy bacon-slaying monsters are gonna walk away with the grand prize: The Mondo Party Activatrix Matrix of Back To School Domination
Every purchase starting right meow through the end of Monday 9/9 (11:59pm Pacific) qualifies. Email us at email@example.com when you get your golden box and after we verify with the NSA that you are in fact you, we'll start sending prize packs after everyone receives their golden boxes (late next week we think). Winners can expect their prize packs to be sent in about 2 weeks.
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And that about covers it. Alright, time to get weird. Best of luck ye fellow Chubsters.