The Super Bowl is this weekend. And between now and then there's going to be Internet wall-to-Internet wall coverage of this thing, and pretty much all of it's going to leave out two men: THE LONGSNAPPERS. Well, we here at HQ decided to give these ball snapping titans of football industry the daps they deserve.
So here it is: around-the-clock, weekend-to-weekend coverage of all things Aaron Brewer (Broncos) and JJ Jansen (Panthers).
UPDATE: February 7, 2016, 2:07pm
BREAKING: We're live from Super Bowl 50 to take in the Aaron Brewer/JJ Jansen majestry and wouldn't you know it, we ran into Colts long snapper Matt Overton right after he finished up an interview with Erin Andrews.
UPDATE: February 6, 2016, 2:23pm
SCOOP: Aaron Brewer + Super Bowl Hot Tub = Internet Gold.
UPDATE: February 5, 2016, 3:13pm
THIS JUST IN: Aaron Brewer is totally Madden famous, guys.
UPDATE: February 5, 2016, 12:11pm
GuysguysGUYS: JJ Jansen. Is. A. Genius. Andheresproof:
UPDATE: February 4, 2016, 11:04am
SOOOOOOO: JJ Jansen is BFFs with Snoop Dogg/Lion.
UPDATE: February 3, 2016, 9:04am
DEVELOPING: At 7:17am on January 28, 2016 we launched Super Bowl Long Snapper Central. At 9:04am on Febraury 3, 2016 — just five days later — Sports Illustrated's Chris Burke did a lengthy feature on both Super Bowl long snappers. Coincidence????? Yeah, probably. But still, check it out.
UPDATE: February 2, 2016, 12:48pm
NEWS FLASH: JJ Jansen's Super Bowl jacket is super dope.
UPDATE: February 2, 2016, 10:11am
BREAKING: Aaron Brewer is an American hero.
UPDATE: February 1, 2016, 1:20pm
BIG UPDATE! BIG UPDATE! BIG UPDATE!: Aaron Brewer is at Stanford Stadium RIGHT NOW for the first practice of Super Bowl 50 week.
UPDATE: February 1, 2016, 9:58am
WUT: Aaron Brewer and JJ Jansen both won't have podiums at tonight's media event at the Shark Tank in San Jose. Must be some sort of mistake.
UPDATE: January 31, 2016, 8:15pm
JJ Jansen says key to success is treating Super Bowl 50 like a normal road game. NBD, guys.
UPDATE: January 31, 2016, 8:09pm
SOURCES: AARON BREWER IS THE MAN.
UPDATE: January 31, 2016, 6:31pm
NEWS ALERT: Aaron Brewer allegedly got a SWEET new hat today.
UPDATE: January 31, 2016, 8:33am
DEVELOPING: JJ Jansen is on his way to the airport!!!!!!!!
Busses have arrived at Bank of America to take the Panthers to the airport!! pic.twitter.com/ufTn5IzGFP— Briana Conner (@BrianaReports) January 31, 2016
UPDATE: January 30, 2016, 11:29am
Aaron Brewer had his final practice today before heading to San Jose for Super Bowl 50. He's expected to land in the Bay at 3pm.
UPDATE: January 29, 2016, 2:58pm
Speak for yourself, Joe DeCamillis.
On Aaron brewer you know he is doing a great job because you don't know who he is pic.twitter.com/vDI1L5tNhV— Darren McKee (@dmac1043) January 29, 2016
UPDATE: January 29, 2016, 10:59am
Aaron Brewer and JJ Jansen are gonna get paaaaaaaaaid!
UPDATE: January 29, 2016, 9:20am
Aaron Brewer checks in at 71 in an ESPN ranking of every player in Super Bowl 50. Yeah, buddy.
UPDATE: January 29, 2016, 8:48am
BREAKING: JJ Jansen is totally helping everyone with their taxes today.
UPDATE: January 28, 2016, 5:05pm
SOURCES: JJ Jansen is NOT on the Super Bowl injury report for the Panthers. Phew.
UPDATE: January 28, 2016, 12:05pm
JJ Jansen is now a 6-point favorite over Aaron Brewer.
UPDATE: January 28, 2016, 11:11am
According to 1 unnamed source, 3 named sources, a source inside the locker room who may or may not be named, and this dude's Twitter account, JJ Jansen totally took more than one free NFC championship t-shirt.
J.J. Jansen pic.twitter.com/X3OZDCmz3E— Richard Walker (@JRWalk22) January 25, 2016
UPDATE: January 28, 2016, 8:18am
BREAKING: AARON BREWER WILL WEAR WHITE!!!!!
UPDATE: January 28, 2016, 7:17am
JJ Jansen will wear BLACK in Super Bowl 50. Snaps.
See Brewer eating a bunch of Rice-a-Roni in Fisherman’s Wharf? Did you just watch Jansen do a Fernet shot at Tonic? Hit us on the email tipline: firstname.lastname@example.org.