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"Took a pair of these into the pacific northwest last month on my yearly exhibition to find sasquash, first thing he asked me when I met him was where I got my shorts."
"I spent a lot of time traveling to exotic locations to secure ancient artifacts for museums and private collectors and stuff. And man, I'm constantly having to fight off treasure hunters. These shorts have the perfect stretch for a guy like me to deliver a well-aimed roundhouse kick to the face while protecting the ancient treasure chest in my arms."
"I sit A LOT. And these are pretty comfortable for sitting. I would know,
because I sit so much. Like more than a normal person should."